Gift Giving made easy...from a Twilight Widower and some more urr umm advantages lol

Being a Twilight Widower does have it's advantages...We first brought you a piece of the Twilight Widower's blog here. Most of us older, married Twifans thought this hysterical. And since we like to keep the laughs rolling...he has done it again.

The Twilight Widow says in spite of loosing your wife to Twilight there are advantages to being married to a twilight freak.

"1. Edward takes the mystery out of gift shopping

As the teenager and I were doing our Mother's Day shopping at the mall last week, we remarked how much easier it had become to buy the wife presents lately.

Before Twilight, I would have to subtly draw hints from her for weeks to determine what sort of gift she wanted for special occasions and then would get it wrong anyway, despite all my careful detective work. (She told me she wanted a food processor; how was I supposed to know it wasn't a good Valentine's Day gift?) But now that she has given herself over to Edward Cullen, knowing what she wants is ridiculously easy.

The crazy clock pick put tears in my eyes! But he wasn't done and I will just leave you with this doozy!!! Rowing boats will never be the same for you again....

"4. More enthusiasm.

One of the first things I noticed about the wife's Twilight obsession was how...frisky she seemed to be after spending time with Edward. One night, after she'd finished Eclipse for the first time, she rolled me over, pinned me down and rowed me like a boat. And it wasn't even Saturday.

Maybe the Cullen kid's not all bad...

So the next time you feel like the 3rd wheel on a bicycle built for your wife and Edward, remember that there are at least some small compensations for the repeated blows to your masculinity, your pride, and your self-esteem.

HAHA our poor husbands...for how many ladies is this true? I know fanfiction can make me a little frisky lol.

See the full blog here.

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Comment by Mistress Superwoman on May 13, 2009 at 9:49am
ok I was so like this with my hubby to after Eclipse..... **snicker** but he won't buy me Twilight stuff your woman is lucky
Comment by Frances on May 13, 2009 at 10:32am
Hahaha!!!! That reminds me of my birthday, my hubby bought me all Twilight stuff. He got it right for the first time in a long time, LOL!!! And ya..after reading a certain fanfiction story, I do feel ultra frisky, lol.
Comment by Aimee on May 13, 2009 at 5:30pm
i love it!
Comment by Kerry on May 13, 2009 at 5:42pm
LOL that's hilarious!!


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