Going on a People’s Choice Awards tirade: Robert Pattinson’s hair, KStew’s awkwardness! Ugh!

I’m by no means surprised that the People’s Choice Awards was yet another clunker with non-funny skits, barely any stars (except those who already knew they won) and product placements galore. If I had a “smart phone” to give away right now, I’d be waving it at you hawking its bennies and smiling with a twinkle in my tooth. But yet I watch anyway, mainly because I knew the “Twilight” stars were going to be there and because I love the celeb fashions.

Annnnnnd, now that I’ve mentioned the “Twilight” stars; let’s discuss why I seriously have beef with them based on their appearance and/or performance at the PCAs last night. Well, not really Taylor Lautner because he’s generally perfect with fantastic public speaking skills and always dressed all GQ-style. He’s a doll in my book. But Edward – I mean Rob – I mean Edward: WHATTHEFUCK IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR?! Goddamnit! This is NOT ok with me. I highly doubt it’s ok with true Twi-hards and I have no effing clue how it’s even ok with Stephenie Meyer. Aren’t you supposed to have this copper colored tousled hair that I, I mean Bella can run my, I mean her fingers through, Edward? Why on earth is your hair practically as dark as it was in “Little Ashes” when you played that gay artist with way too much ugliness going on? And why is it so freaking short? Robward, are you sick of being pretty? Would you rather people take you more seriously as an actor if you weren’t so drop dead or what? Because if I’d never seen you before the PCA’s last night, I’d probably say; “What the hellz is the fuss all about?”

And my complaint doesn’t stop with his hair. Whatthefuck was up with his outfit? Who on earth still wears black Dockers other than cooks in chain restaurants that aren’t supposed to be seen anyway? All he was missing was a black Polo shirt, an apron, and some TGI Friday’s button “flare” and I would’ve accidently ordered potato skins had I been face to face with him. But thankfully he borrowed Arsenio Hall’s tan jacket from the ‘80s (which is probably Dockers brand as well) to break up his all black ensemble and to match his gurlfriend’s black/gold mini dress. It’s SO cute when couples match!

Now some people might think I’m being way harsh here and overly shallow, but I really don’t care. If you get paid millions because of your face, put your best face (er, and hair and outfit) forward.

Now that we’ve got Rob outa the way, let’s discuss Kristen Stewart….and her AWKWARDNESS! For the life of me, I can’t understand why that gurl hasn’t grown some confidence over the last 3 years. I get that she’s young and all, but so are a lot of stars and most of them come off totes poised and self-assured. Kristen, even if you aren’t confident, can’t you fake it? After all, you’re an A-C-T-R-E-S-S!  She is up on that stage accepting a freaking award for FAVORITE ACTRESS and even then, she can’t manage to look up at the audience (apparently the floor is really interesting to her?), her shoulders are all hunched over, and she’s bouncing from side to side like she has to seriously go potty. I was just waiting for her to start holding her crotch like a 5 year old. The look on Rob’s face as she was accepting her award went from prouder than proud boyfriend, to feeling her pain and wishing her off the stage ASAP! But in spite of all this, I will say that KStew did look hot. She was probably glad Rob looked so dorky because she’s tired of being the not-as-cute one in the relaysh. I mean, check her out from behind! (I've got suuurious booty/leg envy) ------------>

Other PCA observations

Alright, aside from the Twi-stars, other observations were that in spite of the fact that I think RPattz should’ve won “Favorite Star Under 25;” winner Zac Efron gave a heartfelt speech thanking his fans. He said he genuinely felt a connection with us – I mean them, and he even seemed to be choking up! He also seemed to be beefing up too. Is he eating a lot of ice cream sulking over his breakup with Vanessa Hudgens or is he getting beefy for a movie role? I mean, he’s hot either way.

I will never understand why Johnny Depp continues to win favorite actor and ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ awards year after year. What is so sexy about looking homeless? That’s not intended to be offensive, but he looks like a freaking hobo. He’s old and I’m tired of people pretending he’s still hot. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, he passed his prime after “21 Jump Street” back in the ‘80s. Leonardo DiCaprio should’ve won favorite actor anyway.

Alright, sorry for my rant or tirade or whatever you want to call it. I’m not really mean you know, but today my pants are tight at work and I’m feeling cranky and in rare form. So there. Hmph!

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Comment by Abigail Smith on January 6, 2011 at 10:51pm
Umm that's why we love them--because they're normal and funny as heck being their awkward and goofy selves. I'm not sure why you're goin off like this. If you don't like them anymore cool, move on with your life. I can't believe I just wasted time out of my own reading this.
Comment by CourtneyPopLife on January 6, 2011 at 11:04pm

Haha! @Abigail, I love them! But it doesn't mean that occassionally what they say/do/wear won't drive me nuts! I love my husband and he can certainly drive me nuts at times! It's all in good fun! Robsten4Life. See, I still lovies! Thx for the comment!

Comment by Pennybug Cullen on January 6, 2011 at 11:27pm
I agree w/you on one point-Rob's hair. It's so dark compared to the 3 previous films. I don't get it. But other than that I love Rob & Kristen & the fact they are adorkable. People can relate to them. I SUCK at public speaking (even though I am in my mid-20's & have had plenty of opportunities) so I can relate to & empathize w/Kristen. Plus they had just flown in from filming BD. Who knows how long there were on set! Poor Rob looked tired. Taylor apparently likes to wear suits. Which is good for him, but not everybody likes to dress up like that. Give them some slack. At least they are being themselves.
Comment by andi on January 7, 2011 at 1:19am
I too thought rob looked tired, and was dressed a bit weird. I think kristen is still nervous and as you say akward, because she knows this exact thing is going to happen. She is going to be torn apart or picked apart about everything she says and does and she just lets herself get worked up over it. It has to be intimidating to look up and see a thousand or so people looking at you, and knowing millions more are at home. I loved how she looked in that dress..props to her for lookin so good!!
Comment by Carlisles Sarah Ann-Marie Cullen on January 7, 2011 at 1:21am
I agree with you CourtneyPopLife and Pennybug! :D Love Robsten just as they are! :) Poor Rob look tired! But I love their (Rob and Kristen) outfits! :)
Comment by EdwardFan on January 7, 2011 at 6:11am
I will agree with you on Rob's outfit, as I had the same feelings. I initially thought he forgot his tie and suit coat in Baton Rouge and just wore the jacket he threw on when he left.  But then I started to realize he was trying to match the theme - black and gold. I decided to give him a pass. I have to agree that I like Edward's hair a little lighter, but I think it will photograph lighter, so we may be OK there. As for style... hey... it's Rob!!!  And yes, I think Kristen seems awkward, but it's Kristen. 
Comment by Melz Harrison on January 7, 2011 at 6:44am
I agree with everything you said except for the part about Johnny Depp
Comment by Kayla Hale on January 7, 2011 at 7:10am
I agree with Abigail. This isn't a site to bash the stars, even if most of the time you "love them." I can't believe I waisted my time either.
Comment by CourtneyPopLife on January 7, 2011 at 8:39am
This is a site intended for discussion too, and we're discussing their performance and appearance at the PCAs. Everyone here is a fan, that's the only real requirement @Kayla! Life would be boring if we always agreed on everything! ;)
Comment by Jen S. on January 7, 2011 at 2:47pm
I totes agree with your Johnny Depp rant, and while I thought Rob looked hot I was a little worried about the dark hair. Edward should have copper/reddish hair.


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