GQ Pays Homage to Robert Pattinson's 'Sex Hair' - RIP

 

 

GQ's grooming editor, Andrew Richdale, pays his respects to Robert Pattinson's former 'sex hair'. You know we all miss it! What do you think though? Will the 'sex hair' ever be revived?

 


R.I.P. The Best Hair That Ever Was, 2008-2011

I'll never forget when it came into my life. It was one of those glass-half-empty days when you have a pounding headache and the spins and you're beginning to believe that myth about your body slowly coasting downward after 21 may be true. I was eating cold pizza. My DVR was broken, and, so, I was also not fast-forwarding through the commercials when it started—a Volvo ad. What kind of Volvo? I couldn't tell you. You see, it wasn't the pretty car my eyes were fixed on. It was Robert Pattinson—specifically his hair region. I bit my knuckles. I can't remember if I said "s***" audibly or just to myself, but that moment signified a new beginning.

There are dudes out there, girl-liking ones mind you, who dig looking at pictures of other dudes, say, oiled up on Venice Beach throwing 450 pounds of iron over their bare chests while grunting. Motivation. This was the same. Except my guy was clothed, fully and decently, and had a mane that could put any other juiced-up coif to shame. I was sure of it.


It's foolish the things we do out of desperation, but, me being a dreamer, I tried to grow some of my own. One summer, I gave up cutting my hair only to discover that mine grows out rather than down and is littered with cowlicks. Still, I pushed on through fro-dom against my better judgment, reminding myself regularly of the goal. After reading Pattinson forwent shampooing, I went days, weeks, hell, even a month (true story) without washing so I could build up a nice, malleable coat. I'm certain I smelled—miserably. I saw an interview wherein Kristen Stewart revealed he pulled and twisted his righteously-splayed locks in the mirror and so, I, too attempted to become the master of my do, twirling and knotting with reckless abandon until someone asked me what that nest on my head was and I died a little inside and later gave in to my barber.

Here's one of my personal faves from the 'sex hair' era. This just has RAWR written all over it:


 Click HERE to read the full article. Click HERE to see some fabulous photos on Robsessed.

GQ via Robsessed

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Comment by Stini on August 2, 2011 at 2:58pm
LOL
Comment by seekingbecca on August 2, 2011 at 5:23pm
I MISS IT Soooooooooooo MUCH!!!!!!
Comment by Dezyree baby! on August 2, 2011 at 6:14pm

He certanitly knew how not to wash his hair.

Comment by laquever on August 2, 2011 at 8:50pm
ok maybe my man is going throw something maybe an early mid life crises idk ???? bwhs he doing to his air someone stop him please what is kris there for? lol
Comment by laquever on August 2, 2011 at 8:50pm
bring the hair back please!
Comment by BB Cullen on August 2, 2011 at 9:27pm
I miss his sex hair too!! I want it back!!
Comment by Robertfanxxxx on August 3, 2011 at 12:46am
Guys don't stress Roberts beautiful sex hair will grow back. I wish Robert Pattinson a long, healthy and happy life and sucessful career. Love you Robert Pattinson forever and always!! xxxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3
Comment by Mary Alice Hale on August 4, 2011 at 11:52am
I hope he dosn't cut it again for a while and let's it grow. Otherwise I WILL KIDNAP HIM AND MAKE SHURE IT DOSN'T GET CUT, and well, I don't mind kidnaping him anyway. But he still looks hot even with half his head shaved

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