It's almost Valentine's Day and I'm super excited because my last name IS "Valentine"! But it almost wasn't...

My family's last name USED TO BE "Schlerbenhauser." See, my dad's dad was actually named Ruben Schlerbenhauser but he dated a girl who had her two front teeth kicked out by a mule. So he had to change his last name, cuz you know... she couldn't say Schlerbenhauser. Try it. Put your thumb behind your two front teeth and try and say Schlerbenhauser. It's not easy. Anyway, he changed his name to Valentine but then she broke up with him and married her orthodontist. Oh well. I like the name Valentine so I'm glad he changed it.

Blog Update:

Okay guys, so I just talked to my dad and he said none of that actually happened. Valentine has always been our family name. Oh well. I guess I dreamt that up. Wait, is it dreamed or dreamt? 

Happy Cat Valentine's Day!

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