Hey, Hey we're The Monkeys...get to know the band 100 Monkeys

I thought since I fell in love with 100 Monkeys that we should get to know the band cause I know when you hear them live you will fall in love with them too! We all know which one is Jackson but I loved the crazy bios from their myspace page. They are riddles or gibberish or both. Anyone that can decpher into English may win a special treat from me.

BEN GRAUPNER "Ben G" - was assembled in the port of juarang, but his parts were made in thailand. traveled to the states in 91 with his brother and mule, and they never would've made it if ben wasn't a submersible, "that means i work underwater." ben started playing music two januarys ago.

BEN JOHNSON "Ben J." - discovered in the woods of illinois, captured and brought to NY where he learned to hit things in rhythmic fashion that pleas-eth the ear. rescued by spencer bell, and brought to WI where he continued to hit things in rhythmic delight for the band, The Stevedores. After braving the winters of WI, he migrated southwest to Los Angeles, and started hitting things in rhythmic fashion that so pleas-eth the ear as a 100 Monkey.

R. MONROE JACKSON RATHBONE V "J. Action" - parts made in indonesia, assembled in singapore, raised on airplane peanuts and bathed in airport restroom sinks, he was saved by texas. given a guitar and a coat he accidentally ventured into the unknown... a wormhole opened, and he found himself in La La Land. he learned how to stand where they told him to, say what they told him to and never lie. rescued by the 100 Monkeys, he now swings about the stage in gratitude.

JERAD ANDERSON "J. Rad" - an agile primate, swung on bars and competed as an acrobat for many years. Is of a rare breed, having the ability to communicate via sign language. He adapted to a coastal habitat, surfing and skateboarding as a way to pass time. However, it wasn’t until he mastered the technique of the singing strings and melodic hammer machine, that the 100 monkeys rushed to claim him as their own.

Marty "The Crazy Dancing Banana"

Uncle Larry "More Cow Bell" That's not his nickname I just made that up!

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Comment by Maria on March 10, 2009 at 7:28pm
They are such a great band. I love them.
Comment by Heidi Sierra on March 15, 2009 at 1:58pm
That is awesome!!


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