I was just looking around and I found a blog that had lyrics of songs that were Twilight Parodies. They were really funny. Then I found this video.
It is from the perspective of someone in love with Bella, none of the characters. And the performers (on tubearea.com) say that they know some of the info may be off, but it works with the song. It really is quite funny.
Hey Isabella (Hey There Delilah / Twilight Parody)
Lyrics: Hey Isabella, whats it like in Forks City I know the rain must a pain, but hey, at least you have company Yes you do, you know Edwards in love with you, and I am too Thats right Bella, Im fascinated by your image And Im as jealous as Mike, that you chose to be with that guy Cullen, oh bell why? Hes not even that nice of a guy, ok, thats a lie Oh, Bella should be with me 4x Bell please be with me Hey Isabella, I know you have a real loud car Im not a good mechanic, but I can tell you where some goods ones are, theyll have it fixed I know Edward wants a piece of this, he can bring it then Hey Isabella, I can so take care of James I understand you dont want him around, theres some calls I can make, theyll handle it And then youll be so gracious, cause Im a pimp Oh, Edward is scared of me 2x Oh, Bella should be with me Cause I, am also quite charming Arizona seems pretty far, to travel in a silver car I know the Volvo cant make it all the way I know that he knows how to fly, but I know how to fly a kite And thats a greater accomplishment, I think Hey Bella, I can promise you, that by the time they release New Moon Youll know that Vampires are not as great, as they all say Hey There Bella, make sure you stay out of the trees You might fall and break you arm or something, cause Forks is really windy, I love you I dont want anything to happen to you, unless you pick that other dude Hey Isabella, if you do; then I guess were through Oh, you know you should agree That Edward is too condescending Oh, Bella, you + me = Total Chemistry Bell please be with me