New Book for all of us Humans that want to stay safe dating Vampires!!
Vampire Taxonomy

Excert from Chapter 8: ground rules for dating a vampire.....
To wit, the "Eight Steps to a Safe Vampire Relationship" :
1. Determine whether its love, lust or possession, ("... Suss out whether what you're feeling is the real deal or merely the aftereffects of a fang-gasm")
2. Know whats on the menu ("Do not date a non-vegan vamp")
3. Guess who's coming to dinner? ("When dating a vampire you will meet both humans and vamps who will look down on your union ... be prepared for both sets of prejudices")
4. Set boundaries
5. Become vampire correct
6. Be explicitly honest ("A vampire in love is a dangerous thing if you are not clear and concise with all of your intentions and interactions")
7. Give and take ("You're going to have to give up some of your sunny days in trade for a healthy relationship")
8. Never drop your guard

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