Hurry up and WAIT for Breaking Dawn! (Here's how to pass the time...)

The end of the enormously popular “Twilight” movie franchise is coming to an end with only one movie left to film in the saga. This makes me very sad because…I mean…it’s what I live for and all.

But wait – NOT SO FAST! Summit Entertainment has some smart cookies in suits who intend to milk this shiz for all it’s worth! That means “Breaking Dawn”, the final film in the series, will be split up into two films (this is actually a good thing) and part 1 will premiere in November 2011! (Yes, that’s over one year from today!) Luckily, they’re filming parts 1 and 2 back to back, so that means part 2 should be out 6 months later ala “New Moon”/”Eclipse” distance apart, right? Of course not, you idiot! Milking, remember? Yes, filming will wrap for part 2 in the spring of 2011 and ONE AND A HALF YEARS LATER part 2 will premiere on November 16, 2012. Ya, I said it – that’s in over two f****** years!!!! GAHHH!!!!!

My issue with this is that although Edward Cullen is 17 forever, Robert Pattinson will be freaking 32 by the time these movies come out! He’s not pulling 17 too convincingly anymore. This man’s a MAN! Mmmm………………………………………… Sorry, I’m back!

And never mind RPattz’ aging problem – what about mine??? I’m aging too! By 2012 my life could be totally different! I could be a mother of sextuplets! I might be really busy and – GASP – what if I’m rockin’ mom jeans and covered in spit up? How am I supposed to be staying up for midnight showings and dawning “TEAM EDWARD” t-shirts with crying babies on my hips? On the other hand, if this is my life in two years than I may be knee deep in “Twilight” fan-fiction (i.e. Twi-porn) to pass the unyielding hours of feeling utterly desperate for adult interaction and yearning for a kids-free love life. SOOOOO in that case, I may be just as – or more – obsessed with “Twilight” (if that’s even possible). Nonetheless, I can’t believe we have to frickin’ wait over two years to see this series end on the big screen. Ugh!

(I don’t even want to think about what my blog topics will be about during this dry spell either. . .)

In the mean time, as I blogged about a couple weeks ago, I HIGHLY recommend jumping into some “Twilight” fan fic to pass the approximately 469 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes, and 44 seconds until “Breaking Dawn” part 1 comes out. I just got done reading the latest chapter in “OSA Bella” (previously blogged about fanfic) and it was earth shatteringly sexy. (See image to the right for a visual) I’m talkin’, you’ll reread lines more than once. You’ll have to look away from the page…take a swig of wine, maybe shove a handful of Cheez-Its in your mouth to temper the fire, and then dive back in. I had to take frequent breaks like this amid chapter 25 today, but that could be because I was riding the train home from work and I didn’t want anyone to see me breaking out into a cold sweat and perhaps forming hives or something. Trust me; you’ll want to read this. (The picture above says it all!!! Thanks "Dead Confederates" -- diiiiiiirty fanfic!)

(I’m realizing that I may be the prime target for those trashy romance novels that you see in the grocery store magazine aisle. Maybe I should check them out. Who knew reading “erotica” would be so…erotic?!)

So anyway, sorry for the bum news on BD. But all we can do at this point is read fanfic and hope that the movie brings the heat and shows Robert Pattinson as naked as possible. Oh come on, I know you’re thinking it too…

Originally posted on my blog Pop Culture Junkie.

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Tags: Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, Edward Cullen, New Moon, OSA Bella, Robert Pattinson, Twilight

Comment by Melissa 'Rosmelie' Rivett on August 5, 2010 at 1:04am
I don't mind waiting. I mean, I have to wait for Harry Potter right? And Half Blood Prince was delayed thanks in part (and yes I AM saying that) to Twilight. So what's a little more waiting at this point?
Comment by Alison Genet on August 5, 2010 at 1:39am
I might be.....gasp...I will be thirty-freaking-seven by the time the last movie comes out. A bon a fide cougar on the red carpet!!! I might have to retire and let the young ones take over. Damn now this blog is depressing me hardcore. Speaking of hardcore..have you ever picked one of those romance novels with the Fabio guy on the cove?? Holy hell....I am not ashamed to admit I perused one at the market. "heaving breasts & "wanton loins." lol

I am lost in my own twi-ff world with Kim. Thank god we read them together cause I need girlfriends who understand my cupcake aprons and gun fetishes with me. Thank god for twi-girlfriends.

Part of me is excited that Summit is dragging this out....
Comment by Alison Genet on August 5, 2010 at 1:41am
Oh and I will be reading both of those fics. Added to the list!!
Comment by Shannon Smith on August 5, 2010 at 2:18am
Rob isn't going to be 32 when the second one comes out...
Comment by Emma on August 5, 2010 at 3:16am
rob wont be 32 when part 2 comes out he'll be 26!!
Comment by Pip on August 5, 2010 at 3:20am
I don't like these pictures at all. They seem vulgar and too erotic for twilight.
Comment by Bree Cullen on August 5, 2010 at 3:38am
haha this blog made me laugh so much!! i LOVE fanfic too. wow, will be reading those fanfics for sure! sound great haha
Comment by Renesmee Carlie Cullen on August 5, 2010 at 5:33am
Close dem leggs Kristen!!!
Comment by christina lackey on August 5, 2010 at 7:42am
wow yeah i dont know about them pics i dont think they are doin that yet but um funny wisual i dont think about them doing that i love robsten i dont think about what they do in bed
Comment by Tika Pradi on August 5, 2010 at 8:01am
hahahahaha Love it ! this Blog is Hillarious !
Ok; well I will say I can't wait until the premiere of BD (part 1 and 2)
but... well maybe this sounds a little selfish xD! but I live in Colombia
and a year and a half - or two years and a half - waiting for the end of the saga, means 2 years and a half of time working; so... maybe I can go to the last premiere in 2012 in USA as some of you can go all the years x) maybe take my little sister as her sweet 15 present... hehe.
And about the fics and arts, well I´m nor a Perv but.... paff I will read them hahaha!

kisses from Colombia Twifans.

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