Lainey Gossip gossips about Breaking Dawn Part 1 Alleged Script Details

Allegedly Lainey Gossip has got her eyes on a copy of the Breaking Dawn Part 1 script. Whether you choose to believe her or not is up to you. If she did, then what is below is a spoiler mixed with bashing of the script. If she didn't, then what below is gossip/bashing/a laughable story. It all depends on your view. We don't censor Twilight information here, we share it. Now onto the details...

From Lainey:

Bella and Edward get married, there’s some sex, and then a hybrid baby, and then a really lame war which will actually play ever so slightly better on film because, well, someone other than Stephenie Meyer wrote the screenplay.

Having said that, for the faithful, there is still So.Much.Cheese for you to enjoy. Like the wedding toasts. The wedding toasts in Part 1 are perhaps the most cliché and uninspired words you will hear next year. And when delivered by Kellan Lutz, Jesus Christ it’ll be a great time, to go and laugh yourself silly with your
friends. Or squeeze their hands from the pain of the fontrum. It really
depends on how you react to such things.

If it were me, because you never know what will end up in editing, I would cut that sh-t out and leave the sex scenes intact. Before that though, if they stay true
to the script, Edward and Carlisle have a birds and the bees talk that
is supposed to be, I guess, the vampire advice equivalent to human boys
and “baseball”. When does a boy think about baseball? Baseball is for
bringing you back from the brink. Therefore Edward Cullen’s premature
ejaculation = crushing his wife to death when he’s taking her virginity,
preventable, according to his father, by thoughts of baseball.

F-cking unintentional comedy gold. Please leave that sh-t in. Please, please, please.

And what’s Kristen Stewart looking forward to? She spoke to Access Hollywood, video is below, about being excited about heading back to
work on the blockbuster series, and perhaps some of that has to do with
shooting those highly anticipated intimate moments.

There are three of them in total in Part 1 right now. The first is in the water, and they get the business started with a super cringe line, as Bella
walks naked into the ocean and looks at the moon and sighs that “it’s
beautiful”, to which Edward replies, while looking at her and obviously
not the moon...


See, I just laughed out loud writing that.

Happily though, they dispose of the dialogue quickly and then it’s supposed to be all limbs and writhing and wrapping around each other from the sea to
the house and much of it is relayed, rather cleverly actually, in
flashback form. After they show the initial hook up from beach to
bedroom, we jump to the morning after as Edward is constipated about
something and Bella is examining her body. Cut to her memories of the
night before, the touching, and his kissing the length of her body, and
the clenching, and her head thrown back, and his struggle to, um, think
about baseball, and her resulting pleasure, and some furniture gets
broken. It actually reads pretty erotic, and if they cut it the way it’s
written, it should be even hotter to watch. Even I would enjoy watching
it if they stay with that spirit.

She keeps begging for it afterwards, and the two following love scenes are more of the same soft porny vibe which, to be honest, totally impressed me because having blue balled it for 3 straight movies, I thought they would pull that sh-t
all over again. On paper though, they appear to be totally going for it.
Which means that’s how they’ll shoot it. So you’ll just have to hope
they don’t f-ck around with it in the edit suite.

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Comment by ♥ Love Over Fairy tales ♥ on October 18, 2010 at 6:37pm
First of all, people need to STOP trying to get the script. It never ends good when ppl try to steal this stuff, ie: Midnight Sun. Some people are just annoying, you'll see it when you see it, let them worry about the movie and not have to change up the script because stupid people won't let it be.
Comment by Alison Genet on October 18, 2010 at 7:04pm
Candice, I highlighted where Lainey says "if they stay true to the script" above so you can see that part.
Melissa, She is usually really spot on besides some items here and there but that doesn't mean 100% she got this right.
Mayra, You are my type of gal :)
Comment by Lorelay on October 18, 2010 at 7:21pm
Totally agree with Melissa Connelly hope this script get leak soon!!!! i want it so bad!!!!! so far if Lainey says truth or lies, don't care really i like to know the fact that the sex scene r there and r juici... so until i read the script i can't have an opinion about it... =D Z
Comment by Lorelay on October 18, 2010 at 7:23pm
I guess this is kind of a sign... u know the last time she said things bout the script back then when they were shooting Eclipse... a few days or week (don't remember exactly) the script was leak... so let have hope get this happened again!!!! =O i'd be so happy for that and totally blown away!!! =D let's wait and see XD Z
Comment by Carmen Rohde on October 18, 2010 at 7:31pm
I'm with you Mayra. While I don't know whether what she is saying is true or not, they do need to keep the intimacy there. They don't have to get pornographic but they must remain true to the book and keep what keeps us excited about the story in the film!
Comment by Bree Cullen on October 18, 2010 at 11:13pm
if this is true, i am definitely even more excited about BD!! The wedding speech's and the sex scenes sound promising...mmm. haha ;)
Comment by Tornado on October 18, 2010 at 11:19pm
Heck, I hope that the Carlisle talk is not like she's saying it will be. It sounds terrible. But then, Melissa usually writes comedic lines pretty well, so maybe it's meant to sound funny. If not, I hope they cut it.
Comment by Twilighter76 on October 19, 2010 at 2:38am
So what if it's not Oscar worthy ? These movies are pure pleasure and WELL I DON'T LIKE LAINEY AND THINK SHE'S A HUGE B****. I'll wait to read someone elses interpretation. I can't stand her !
Comment by tet_d on October 19, 2010 at 3:44am
Well, if these are true, i am glad they will really make that beach to bedroom scene in the film coz i think the love scene at the beach is really a good start for intimacy to really embrace the two, after so long of avoiding it. I don't want it to be one shot they are in the island and the next they'll be in bed with feathers..
Comment by Eclipse on October 19, 2010 at 4:15am
Bring on the lemons, lemons, lemons... ;O))


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