Letters to Twilight: Dear New Moon Hair/Wig People

Dear New Moon Hair/Wig people-

I’ve never been more sad in my life.

This is just NOT alright. I am seriously sad and may think of boycotting you for making Jacksper look this ridiculous. His hair is poofy and NOT CUTE. What did you do wash and set it with sponge curlers ala 5th grade? I mean it must take a lot of work to take a normally great looking guy and make him look like a poodle at the Westminster Dog Show. In fact I think that’s where you must be going to get all the wigs that were in Twilight and now New Moon. Jacob’s half up, half down wig makes him look like a Native American My Little Pony. All he’s missing are the bejeweled eyes.

If this is the hair Jasper has when he kicks butt and draws blood at Bella’s birthday party someone will have to hold me in my seat because I may not be able to help myself. I need a bad ass Jasper taking a swipe at Bella and not some fancy boy with Shirley Temple hair.

I have no more to say about this. I’m going to act as if this never happened. I have my eye on you Wig wranglers!

The end.

PS girls in this picture: please do not frame this or make it your profile pic on Facebook. We need to forget this ever happened.

PPS UC, i <3 you and would never give you poodle hair if I was a hair stylist

I tried just to post a clip of this but I couldn't find a stopping point and I was almost peeing in my pants from laughing. This is so funny to me....your thoughts?? HAHA PPPS Jacob is not supposed to look like an Indian girl from Jungle book.

This funny letter is from the girls at Letters To Twilight

Views: 8

Comment by Cali Twilighter on May 6, 2009 at 12:54pm
OME!! So true though his hair is ridiculous. The wig people should be shot!
Comment by Aimee on May 6, 2009 at 1:06pm
Comment by Jillian on May 6, 2009 at 3:41pm
i could care less about the wig honestly. its freakn jackson rathbone for crying out loud. he's gorgeous..and i believe he can pull off anything..even with a wig like that. :)
Comment by vanessa wolfe cullen on May 6, 2009 at 5:56pm
i fell out of my seat reading this!!!
Comment by Frances on May 6, 2009 at 6:10pm
I totally agree with Jillian!!!!!
Comment by Jacksons Girl (adoptive TwiMom) on May 6, 2009 at 6:11pm
Seriously... .greatest thing ever (NO, not the Wig.. I DISPISE..nay.. LOATHE the wig)

But.. what ya gonna do...*focuses on Jackson's eyes and smile, trying to forget about the grandma hair*
Comment by Spunk Ransomette on May 6, 2009 at 6:28pm
HAHA thats so funny!! it's true too lol.
Comment by Zhaan King on May 7, 2009 at 6:16am
I couldn't agree more with the letter writer. It's so so sad. :(
Comment by Mandy Hernandez on May 7, 2009 at 9:00am
I absolutely agree he looks like a boyish shirly temple! The people who did his wig last time hit it right on but now its like they had some little kids pick out the wig!
Comment by Vamp Me Please on May 7, 2009 at 9:57am
I also agree. Jackson had the coolest hair in Twilight, why would they change it?


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