Mike "Newtdog" Welch talks about what he would say to Bella & much much more (hysterical)

Mike is so funny if you get a chance to see him in person at a convention...I would say a must see and a highlight. Newtdog has an interview below that just might make you pee your pants....Oh Bella, Mike is calling.


Ah-nell-ee: If you met Bella in real life, what would you say to her? What would you say to Edward?

Michael Welch: I would tell Bella, “Listen girl. I know you’re caught up in this supernatural love triangle, but why don’t you give Mike Newton a shot? If the werewolf represents the stable option in your life, and the vampire is constantly fighting the urge to drain you of your precious blood, maybe you need broaden your horizons a bit and consider dating a HUMAN BEING! Just a thought.

“Oh! By the way, did you know that Kristen Stewart is playing you in the 4-part bio-pic of your life? Pretty cool huh?... What do you mean you’ve never heard of her? You haven’t seen that terrible movie Panic Room?... Well, what about Into the Wild, In the Land of Women, or The Messengers?... Wow, you need to get out more, Arizona. I’m gonna make you a list of films. You ever seen The Usual Suspects?... No?? Oh boy! You’re in for a treat! Come on, I’ll buy you a soda, then we’re renting some movies!!”

I would tell Edward, “Thanks a lot buddy! You’ve raised the bar to such unreasonable heights, the rest of us guys don’t stand a chance. We can’t sparkle you jerk! Not even Efron can sparkle. How do you think that makes him feel, huh??... Oh great, now you’re making Zac Efron cry Edward! You proud of yourself, huh, you feel like a big man?... Shhh, it’s ok Zac. I’m here for you pumpkin. Great, now I have to give him his juice box… And for goodness sake, would you take Bella out to see some movies? Rent Casablanca or something, or at least take her out to see The Hangover. Jeeze- louise Ed!”


Read the full interview here

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Comment by TwiBecca on August 14, 2009 at 11:18am
That picture of him is super-fly!
Comment by Hayley Pattinson (: on August 14, 2009 at 11:47am
LMAO!
Comment by twiliqht fanatic on August 14, 2009 at 11:47am
"Oh great, now you’re making Zac Efron cry Edward! You proud of yourself, huh, you feel like a big man?" HAHAH HILARIOUS
Comment by Lydia Hart on August 14, 2009 at 11:49am
LMAO! Its is true tho, i have such High expectations in men now! :P
Comment by ♥Little Blonde Vampire♥ on August 14, 2009 at 12:02pm
Lol I know I will never be able to get married at this rate! Edward makes me want something way too amazing!
Comment by lauren on August 14, 2009 at 12:12pm
"We can't sparkle you JERK!, Not even Efron can sparkle!"...."And for goodness sake, would you take Bella out to see some movies? Rent Casablanca or something, or at least take her out to see The Hangover." LOL this is sooo funny!
Comment by shackluvstwilight on August 14, 2009 at 12:14pm
ahahahahah! wow!!! he made zac efron cry! come here pumpkin!!!! aahahahhhaha! wow!
Comment by TWiLiGhT FREAk on August 14, 2009 at 12:55pm
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg that was fxckin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by Melissa (Missy) J. on August 14, 2009 at 1:17pm
HAHA! i like the last part where he was talking to Edward. "Oh great, now you're making Zac Efron cry Edward" HAHAHA
Comment by Stephanie Leigh on August 14, 2009 at 1:20pm
Really funny!! Thanks for posting!!

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