ahh l'amour. love. affection. vampires? heck yea. November is normally a very dull month with frost, chill, grey skys. But THIS November is when New moon comes out, which cancels out everything dull. Jacob has his shirt off during most of the movie and gets a reasonable haircut *woot!* But Edward leaves Bella :'[ not cool Ed. not cool.
Hasn't anyone noticed that Bella does her fathers cleaning and cooking? traditional much? Jeez Bella, have some woman's rights, it's tasty. Anyways, we have a new student teacher who looks somewhat like Stephen from vampire diaries he kinda acts like a vampire too stalking about the room. One of these days we'll catch him in the teachers office red handed, and I mean that literally.
Student: "Hey, were you eating pie or something, it's all over your face?"
Mr.Vamp: *pushes drained body out of view* "um, yea, we'll go with that."
Student: "Your eyes are kinda red, are you wearing contacts or something?"
Mr.Vamp:"Ummm... yes.. I think so."
Student:"Maybe you got pie in them, I did that once. Speaking of pie, where is it?"
Mr.Vamp:"..Behind my..Back"
Student:"oh, ok, well can i have some?"
Mr.Vamp:"No, No you can't."
Student: "oh come on, dude, you're gonna eat a whole pie?"
Mr.Vamp:"This is too much work."
Student:"what is-"
*VAMP ATTACK*
You have NO chance.

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Comment by Mrs Cullen on November 19, 2009 at 11:00am
Donuts!!! That is how tasty new moon will be in 6 hours :):)
Comment by Twilight_Is_Love on November 19, 2009 at 8:20pm
You're hilarious, you remind me of my sarcastic personality--we would have so much fun together! :)

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