Peter Facinelli, best known to Twi-hards as Carlisle the Vampire (but better known to us as the jock from Can’t Hardly Wait, or Nurse Jackie, or Six Feet Under…) stood by the staircase. He was shorter in person, though without the creepy blonde dye job he gets on Twilight he was much better looking in person.
“Why do you think people keep seizing during Breaking Dawn?” we asked him.
“You know, I heard about that,” Fancelli responded gravely. “I think they must be dropping too much pot before going to see the movie.”
“You think Twilight fans are potheads?” (Also, who says “dropping pot?”)
He shrugged. “I like your tattoo,” he said, pointing at our arm. Over the course of the night, about 10 other people used that as an opener/closer for any conversation. Like the short, bearded guy in line for the cured meat plates. After complimenting our tattoo, he stood there expectantly...