Lauren's Bite is the originator of the pocket Edward. If anyone tries to say different? Then they are liars. Period. lol. I want to bring you the tales of pocket Edward to Twifans. He has so many experiences that I didn't know where to start. But I know all of us would like to see Robert working up a sweat...like an oil rubbed half naked, wet hair, shirt off...umm sorry.
Sorry I can't deliver the real thing and pocket Edward is as close as I can get!
Lately, I have been worried about Pocket Edward's weight. I mean, he weighs a whole 3 ounces these days...and I just don't want the other Pocket Chewbaccas and Pocket Troy Boltons to make fun of him for being a little chunky. For instance, the other day I couldn't find Pocket Edward ANYWHERE. He wasn't in any of his usual pocket-hiding-places-of-awesomeness.
1. The work out Equipment
I told Pocket Edward I would get him the manliest, most expensive weights he could ever possible imagine...
2. A secret.
Shhhhh...Don't tell Pocket Edward that I made his "fancy" work out equipment.
I don't want him to get pissed and bite my head off.
Because he would.
He has temper problems.
3. There was no 3 lol
4. Weight lifting like it's no one's bizzzness.
I showed Wee Edward how the pros do it (since I am a pro)...
He thought he was the shiz lifting that really heavy QTip...ohhh...I mean...weight.
Oooo, look ladies...It's Edward pumping iron. Only the dream of your life!
So he kicked it old-school...
What a champ.
To see the rest of this work out session go here.
What does everyone think?? Makes me want to grab some action figures and have some fun. As Lauren says though...I might feel lamespice! lol