I have weird ideas on stuff.....
1. Breaking Dawn: IT WAS WAY TO HAPPY! Someone should have died. I know it's mean but i think that's what should have happened. Everything was tied together and it was just dumb. She said that vampires can't have kids! And what happends.....Bella has a kid.....with a really stupid name! And the fight? that was stupid! there should have been action!!! One of my friends from school things Bella should have become a vampire and then have edward die......i think thats mean but also kind of funny. but S.M would have had alot of angry girls after her so that was good she didn't.
2. Nessi's Name: Im not even going to try to spell it. What the heck is up with it. It's the stupidest, dumbest, weirdest name in the world. and what do you think Jake and Nessi's name would be? A combo of Billy, Carlie, Bella, Edward, Jake's Mom and anyone else they want to throw in there. if you have any ideas for it comment me. :)
And this is just want i think. I don't mean to be mean to S.M but i think her ego got the best of her and made her writing stink. She wanted a really long book with lots of shockers. But if she made it into two books or just one about the size of Eclipse and it would have been way way way better. Again not meant to be mean. Just saying what i think.