*Because Twifans isn't allowing blogs with the latest Robsten canoodling pics, I'm going with the 4-day old ones for this post!*
Today has been unofficially named “Robsten Day” for Twi-hards around the world as they rejoice in the proof-filled pictures that their real-life Edward and Bella, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, are indeed a for realz couple! Ever since RPattz landed in Montreal to visit his GF on the set of her new movie, it seems like they’ve both had a f*** it attitude to people catching them in the act of lurv. And I for one, in all my mature adult glory, couldn’t be more thrilled!
I called my mom on the way home from work to tell her that I knew what I was going to blog about tonight. I said there are pics online of Robsten all lovey dovey in Canada and she said; “Oh ya, I’ve seen those all over the place today…online, on TV.” Ok – awesome. So my unwritten blog topic is yesterday’s news already. My MOM even knows about it! Great! Oh well, I’m not missing a chance to add my two cents. Could these two love birds beeeeeeee cuter?
I mean, there’s just something about a dude that can have any woman in the world – literally – but since the beginning of filming “Twilight”, he’s only had eyes for KStew. He’s been loyal to that girl through thick and thin, through her mullets and unsexy boyish attire. He sat by and patiently waited for her to warm up to him. There’s really no tellin’ how many times she’s blue balled him. Now that’s love! But it seems she’s finally come around. Like, she’s suddenly seeing what the rest of the living, breathing planet already knows: ROBERT PATTINSON IS GOD’S GIFT! And he wants her. Geez, where’s she been all this time?
Now, I’m not sooooo delusional to think that Rob is really like Edward and Kristen is really like Bella in their relaysh. But I’ve gotta believe that somewhere in that boy’s DNA, he’s romantic. He’s a fierce protector of that little Tom Boy. And it just brings a pathetic little smile to my face.
Why on earth do I care about Robsten?
Why do I care? I don’t know. Because I love “Twilight”, that’s why. Because I’m a loser and fantasize about Edward and Bella going on forever, and if Robsten embodies the physical entities of my two favorite fictional characters, well then – no duh on why I care!
If these two were ever to break up, and let’s be honest, these two hot pieces of Hollywood ass can’t possibly stay togethah forevah, I’ll be devastated. If it does happen, it better happen after the final “Breaking Dawn” film is finished filming. Do you remember when Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody broke up in real life and suddenly the uber adorbs chemistry between Summer and Seth on “The O.C.” was absolute history – and they were getting m-a-r-r-i-e-d in the series finale??!! It was so obvy that they were no longer into each other. Hmph! So ya, this better not happen to E&B, er Robsten.
But for now, I’m not going to think about the end (Whenever that may be, perhaps till death?). I’m going to be like every other Twi-hard and rejoice in the beginning. The day Robsten became a quasi-confirmed couple. Am I living vicariously though their romance? …Um…yes. Is the Pope Catholic? I suppose I could be like some uber possessive Twi-b****** who would rather Rob be alone forever than to be with another woman. I mean c’mon, I’m not that retarded about it! I choose love! J
I just hope the next sneaky photo that the paps catch unbeknownst to Robsten is a bit more like an HD photo and a little less like a grainy ultrasound.
To see more Robsten photos from Celebuzz, click here.
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