Sheena & Stina's Fan Fiction of the Week: 'The List' (WARNING: MATURE CONTENT)

Welcome to Sheena and Stina's Fan Fiction of the Week. Each week we'll review a piece of Twilight fan fiction, giving you our opinions and rating it on a scale of one to five fangs with one fang being a dud and five being absolutely dazzling. If you'd like us to review a piece of fan fiction, please send it to us by posting the link here as a comment, and by all means tell us what you think of the stories, too. Enjoy!!

WARNING: This is a mature, adult fan fiction. If you are under the age of 18, please do not read. If you'd like a PG-13 fan fiction, we'll happily provide you with one this week.

This week's pick: "The List" by Laura Cullen
Story rating: NC-17
Summary: Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

STINA SAYS: Like Sheena said, wow. I read this all in one sitting and refused to do anything else until I was finished. It's extremely well written, and contrary to what other people think, in my opinion it's in character for the most part. It is probably the steamiest smut I have ever read for Edward and Bella. Trust me, once you're finished with it you will be craving more, and you can join Sheena and I in the addiction. The author is a total sweetheart, and everyone should go leave her a comment so she knows how amazing her work is.
Stina's rating: 10/10 pillows, because unlike Sheena I rate on a possible scale of pillows, heh.

SHEENA SAYS: Wow. That's all that can be said about this one. It's steamy from start to finish. Finish, you say? But it just stops. Hold on. The author is still working on this one, so keep checking back for updates. (Plus, she loves getting feedback, so feel free to drop her a line to let her know what you think.) I was up until 3:30 a.m. reading this one because I just couldn't put it down. It is really that good. You think it's great at the start, but the further you get into the story it just keeps getting better and better. The graphic at the top of the first page tells you all you need to know. **swoon**
Sheena's rating: 15 pillows

Now it's your turn. Tell us what you think!

Comment by Jess (Team Hexagon Love) on February 18, 2009 at 6:32pm: you guys are funny! great review!

Comment by Nev on February 18, 2009 at 10:22pm: loves it

Comment by Jason on February 18, 2009 at 11:32pm: nice

Comment by Sheena (The Pillow Fiend) on February 19, 2009 at 6:25am: The best part of this is, perhaps, the fact that for all of us who love the "bad boy" image RPatz brings across on the screen is really, REALLY evident in this piece -- but notched up about 30 degrees!!!

Comment by Elana on February 19, 2009 at 7:14am: I thought i was going to spontaneously combust. Seriously. The whole rob image in my head was very satisfying :) Thanks for sharing this with us! Hoping for more hotness to come :P

Comment by Sheena (The Pillow Fiend) on February 19, 2009 at 7:20am: Yes Elana... For me, the scene where he's in the shower by himself is permanently burned into the back of my retinas, which isn't a bad thing AT ALL. I'm glad you enjoyed it!!

Comment by Elana on February 19, 2009 at 7:52am: How can you not enjoy THAT? :P Thank you thank you thank you!

Comment by Sheena (The Pillow Fiend) on February 19, 2009 at 7:56am: Unfortunately, I think we may all be spoiled now. I'm not sure if ANYTHING can live up to "The List." Here's to hoping the author hurries and gives us another update SOON.