So HILARIOUS. You must read this, or else I will be very, very upset, pull out my old harry potter books, blow the dust, become a wizard, and cast a spell on you that makes sure you will never watch New Moon, Eclipse or Breaking Dawn ever again!!
When Edward and Bella go visit Renee in Florida, Emmett and Jasper take care of a now 13 year old (physically) Renesmee. Read the hilarious fiction for a good laugh!