Did someone mix up Twilight and Jersey Shore?
We've seen a long line of Twinspired products, but this one is definitely the
most confusing! A skincare company called Australian Gold has released
a bronzer inspired by Stephenie Meyer's saga. Here's the description:
"Be drawn to the dark side with our revolutionary B3 Ultra Darkening
Complex enhanced with DermaDark bronzers. Laced with the darkest
ingredients, the profound power of this formula is hidden in its unique
combination of bronzers. The darkening formula can thrill you, bewitch
you and make you long for Twilight…the dark just before the dawn."
Umm... maybe we're missing something, but we're pretty sure vampires are super
pale and never go out in the sun... and if they do, they don't tan,
Yeah, nice try trying to cash in on the Twilight train, Australian Gold, but if unless people are trying not to get tan, we're pretty sure this product ain't gonna sell too hot!
Now, if it was Quileute tanner...