Tattward, you TEASE! If I had balls, they’d be blue! (It’s FanFic Friday ya’llz!)

I feel like a frustrated teenage boy right about now. For a week and a half I’ve been courting “Tattward” from our current FanFic book club read “Clipped Wings Inked Armor” – and I’m about to erupt like a volcano if I don’t get to third base quick. I’ve been walking around all pissy and snapping at people for the most minor of offenses, and it’s all because of Tattward and his little teasey ass.

Seriously, going from “Million Dollar Baby” to CWIA is kind of like a cruel joke. Here, lemme give you a double chocolate sundae with whip cream and a big cherry on top – NIGHTLY – and then take it all away. Now sistah – yo ass is on a DIET! No more lemons for you my love. It’s time to see you squirm. You’ll get so desperate that while reading, if Edward so much as cocks his head to one side and licks his lip ring you’ll be crossing your legs and shifting uncomfortably in your chair. Yes, he’ll reduce you to middle school hormones that quickly.

Alright, I’ll admit – I’m only on chapter 16 *ducking from a flying tomato*. I know; I’m such a freakin’ loser reader right now. My realz life is seriously getting in the way of my FanFic reading and for that, I bid you my sincerest apology. I see all you speed readers quoting smexy Tattward lines from future chapters to entice all of us hooked on phonics readers to speed the hell up, but all it’s doing is frustrating me more.

Here’s the deal: I know Tattward is oozing sex. He’s just a total badass with hotass tats and piercings in all the right places. And knowing he’s such a badass with lotsa *experience* and fine tools to get the job done, I’m just dying over why he’s holding out on me Bella for so long! Damn Edward – YOU’RE KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG MEEEEEEEEEEEE! Don’t get me wrong, we are finally getting some foreplay in the teen chapters (how fitting!). And idk, I guess in a way, all this waiting is just priming me for when Tattward finally closes the deal with Bella. I mean, it does add to the allure I suppose. I’m literally sitting on the edge of my seat, fingers balled up into a fist, toes curled, biting my bottom lip and practically drawing blood. Uuuuuuuugggghhhhh, how did dry humping get so sexy again? It’s been years since that was a thrill!!!

Tattward, doooooo iiiiiitttttt ------------------------------------------------>

But I know it’s coming. The diet will be over soon and the lemons will come fast and furious. Some say it’s maybs better than MOTU. Is that even possible? Well I sure as hell hope so! I deserve dem lemons after this dry spell.

What DOES hold me over is the AMAZING writing of hunterhunting. I think this ranks up there with MOTU – or seriously, maybe even better in terms of writing. It’s so descriptive and colorful despite the dark broodiness of the storyline. I live for the Edward POV. He’s so funny and cocky and insecure and masculine and overprotective and stalkerish! It’s amazing how hunterhunting has made him so real and loveable despite his often dicky behavior. And Bella, well despite her sad past and effed-up-ness, she’s pretty likeable too. She’s doing everything she can to get into Tattward’s pants! Bella, I know the feelin’ gurl!

I totes expected to be further along in the story by this FanFiction Friday blog post, but I’ll just have to keep plugging away. Something tells me that when I finally hit the majah lemons that I’ll throw the car in 4th gear and step on it – lead foot and all ‘till the end of CWIA. So keep the updates coming ladies, what’s keeping me going is knowing you all are reading and loving it more and more with each chapter and each surfacing lemon. Aren’t we so much more appreciative of our lemons these days? Actually, maybe this is what we needed after “Million Dollar Baby”. I mean, I never want to get desensitized to Edward’s lemons and thanks to CWIA, I cherish them like the gem they are – rare and oh so f****** perfect.

Has CWIA blue balled you or has it finally given you your happy ending?


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Comment by JENNIFER N. on October 15, 2010 at 9:58am
Thanks for the blog. Awesome. I'm reading MOTU now. LOVE IT. OH MY! Ha,ha. Just started reading MOTU II on Icy's 50shades.com. Love love love MOTU. Took me a while to get into ff, I wasn't sure what it was all about, but one chapter of MOTU and I'm HOOKED! But now that I'm all caught up with that one (and looking forward to Icy's blogs) I'm torn between what to read next. Million Dollar Baby or CWIA?? I've heard Emancipation Proclamation is good too. Did you read that?
LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS. As my husband has said "what has gotten into you??". Wink Wink. Ha,ha,ha.
Comment by Debbie C on October 15, 2010 at 10:09am
MOTU is like the Mt. Everest of FF, but hey, there's so much other good stuff to go around too. I admit I haven't got to Tattward yet. Next for me is MDB and then CW/IA and then EP. For extraordinary lemons, The Office and The Red Line (AH) and Innocence is Dripping Red (vamp) are totes hard lemonade. I think I'll cancel Direct TV and just read FF from now on LMAO.
Comment by Alison Genet on October 15, 2010 at 10:13am
The LEMONS are coming and they WILL NOT disappoint. Trust me. I have read the office, the red line...I still think CW&IA has some of the best most descriptive lemons of them all. Keep humping your boyfriend's/husband's leg...you will make it.
Comment by Becky on October 15, 2010 at 12:07pm
Oh Alison you are so right on this, squeezing lemons start in 15 really then its ships ahoy from there on!
@Jennifer N #MDB is not a finished fanfiction, #CWIA is finished. both excellent, you could read million dollar baby and then read cwia and wait for the updates to roll in on MDB! im now in a drought as ive read tons and now waiting for updates. its like im seeing lemons in my sleep now!
Comment by JENNIFER N. on October 15, 2010 at 12:26pm
@ Becky - Thanks. That sounds like a TERRIFIC plan. Ha,ha.
Comment by Annacrispeta on October 15, 2010 at 12:43pm
CourtneyPopLife, thanks for introducing me into FF world, it is AWESOME! I didn't really pay attention to all the fuss going on about Twilight FF, but since you introduced me to MOTU , i´m hooked. I already read MOTU 1, am following MOTU 2, read AND following MDB and now am deep into the lemmons of CWIH. Geeez! Whats next????
Comment by sandraev1 on October 15, 2010 at 6:52pm
I love CW&IW is a emotional roller coster with some very hot lemons.
Comment by CourtneyPopLife on October 15, 2010 at 11:15pm
@JENNIFER N -- I def think "Emancipation Proclamation" will be one of our ff book club reads soon, trust! I wanted to wait till it was a finished fic and it looks like it's now finished from what I've heard (though not sure). Go to MDB next and then CWIA after that! Just go in the order of the fanfic book club gurl, it won't disappoint!! ..
Comment by Eclipse on October 16, 2010 at 1:17am
Just want to thank you again Courtney for directing me to this fantastic world of FF. HunterHunting is an incredible writer! I'm up to Chapter 24 of CW&IA and am up reading at all hours....not much sleep, but suffering happily! And OMG...just wait till you get to the "IT" scene....*drooollllll*
Comment by CourtneyPopLife on October 16, 2010 at 10:00am
To everyone who was introduced to FanFiction via this 'lil FanFic Friday book club -- I'm SO glad I was able to git you there!! Isn't it so much fun? I can't remember life before FF. It's like, what did I even do with my time? Idk, but I'm SO thankful FF has entered my life! My husb def appreciates my new little sexual revolution!!! ;)


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