Taylor Lautner makes me giggle like a school girl

Do you think Taylor Lautner realizes how disturbing his muscely hotness is to women who are significantly older than him? I mean, on the one hand, looking at pics like this makes me giggle like a school girl. I feel like a 13-year old taping his pictures in a collage over my daybed. And in a way, it’s a whimsical feeling of nostalgia. But on the other hand, I feel all pedophile-ish... BUUUUUT, I should be clear, TayTay is clearly within the legal age of swooning – boy is 18. Oh how I wish that was a “2” and not a “1” in front of the “8”. But whaddya gonna do? Nothing. Stop fighting it. Wear your "Team Jacob" love with pride. God put him on this earth to gawk at, so why go against nature? It’s just unnatural!

So giggle away ladies, because this is what you always wished your high school boyfriend looked like – or at least it’s what my imaginary H.S. BF looked like! Just for fun, let’s take a stroll through our teen years and imagine ourselves in various situations with TL.

Let’s put our creative imaginations to work, shall we?

After algebra, this is what you always wished was waiting for you at your locker…

On your first date, this is what you imagined him looking like when picking you up. The green helmet is for you. Awwww!

HY-PER-VENT-I-LAT-ING – After you two bond over your mutual interest in watching him get fit, this is what you hope to see after a tough “couples work out” at the gym.

Uh oh, you just said something flirty and teasy, and this is what you imagine him looking like before he runs and tackles you onto the fresh cut grass (cue the grass stains).

O-M-G, as if your little 17-year old heart could take it (we’re 17, not 13 here), this is what you fantasized about seeing someday as you scribble “Mrs. Lautner” 96 times on your binder with surrounding hearts. You may have gone ahead and completed the fantasy in your minds, so no need for me to spell it out…

And then…and then…well, what’s left after that last one? Let’s just start over and put the story on repeat!

Yes, I admit it. I’m a little too old to swoon over babylicious – 12 years to be exact. But might I remind you that Demi and Ashton are 15 years apart and that means it’s 100% acceptable to have inappropriate thoughts over Mr. 12 Pack here. I mean, as long as it’s not hurting anyone and my husband never reads my blog – we’re in the clear! *giggles*

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Tags: GQ Magazine, Taylor Lautner, Team Jacob

Comment by Sparkle Farts♥ on June 19, 2010 at 1:58pm
hahahah i loved it!!!!!!! i love the descriptions for each picture!
im not older then him so i dont feel like pedo bear, (not that you are! because i come on, like you said, he IS 18!) im younger!! so its all good :)
Comment by Rejane Mandapat on June 19, 2010 at 7:48pm
taylor is really cute
Comment by Kathleen Lackey on August 5, 2010 at 9:14pm
omg i love this! and taylor <3
Comment by imaGINAtion on August 5, 2010 at 9:24pm
Hellafunny Courtney! Loved the detail and storyline for each of these pics!! GOOD JOB! > "just start over and put it on repeat" = CLASSIC!!!!!! ~LOVE TayTay~
Comment by Sarah Anaya aka Cookie Monster ! on August 5, 2010 at 9:38pm
its like you went in my mind LOL being older than taylor * coughs 22 coughs * i kinda have to hide my fantasies from the world seeing is ill be labled a perv .. but i cant help but just gawk at him he's too pretty LOL if i ever meet him in person there better be a cop near by cause i may just jump him . XP
Comment by Ulli Neumann on August 5, 2010 at 11:32pm
OMG - you can read my mind... 12 years older but if it works for demi & ashton :-) ive convinced myself a long time ago that "age is just a number babe" - im wearing my team jacob shirt with pride !!! storyline is just perfect, thanks for making my day!
Comment by Nene Pattinson on August 5, 2010 at 11:38pm
He looks amazing!
Comment by Lana on August 5, 2010 at 11:46pm
OMG!!! I'm feeling a little weak in theknees right now!
Comment by CourtneyPopLife on August 6, 2010 at 12:02am
I know, I've always had an active imagination. I can see this shiz so clearly!!!! I think I'm gonna write a book! HA!
Comment by George on August 6, 2010 at 3:25am
You and I would make a grat giggle team, to be honest :D

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