Do you think Taylor Lautner realizes how disturbing his muscely hotness is to women who are significantly older than him? I mean, on the one hand, looking at pics like this makes me giggle like a school girl. I feel like a 13-year old taping his pictures in a collage over my daybed. And in a way, it’s a whimsical feeling of nostalgia. But on the other hand, I feel all pedophile-ish... BUUUUUT, I should be clear, TayTay is clearly within the legal age of swooning – boy is 18. Oh how I wish that was a “2” and not a “1” in front of the “8”. But whaddya gonna do? Nothing. Stop fighting it. Wear your "Team Jacob" love with pride. God put him on this earth to gawk at, so why go against nature? It’s just unnatural!
So giggle away ladies, because this is what you always wished your high school boyfriend looked like – or at least it’s what my imaginary H.S. BF looked like! Just for fun, let’s take a stroll through our teen years and imagine ourselves in various situations with TL.
Let’s put our creative imaginations to work, shall we?
After algebra, this is what you always wished was waiting for you at your locker…
On your first date, this is what you imagined him looking like when picking you up. The green helmet is for you. Awwww!
HY-PER-VENT-I-LAT-ING – After you two bond over your mutual interest in watching him get fit, this is what you hope to see after a tough “couples work out” at the gym.
Uh oh, you just said something flirty and teasy, and this is what you imagine him looking like before he runs and tackles you onto the fresh cut grass (cue the grass stains).
O-M-G, as if your little 17-year old heart could take it (we’re 17, not 13 here), this is what you fantasized about seeing someday as you scribble “Mrs. Lautner” 96 times on your binder with surrounding hearts. You may have gone ahead and completed the fantasy in your minds, so no need for me to spell it out…
And then…and then…well, what’s left after that last one? Let’s just start over and put the story on repeat!
Yes, I admit it. I’m a little too old to swoon over babylicious – 12 years to be exact. But might I remind you that Demi and Ashton are 15 years apart and that means it’s 100% acceptable to have inappropriate thoughts over Mr. 12 Pack here. I mean, as long as it’s not hurting anyone and my husband never reads my blog – we’re in the clear! *giggles*
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