Sparkle for Twilight: Blog Update! Bestie created a little e-card surprise for me when I checked my mail today. Even though she knows I'm Team Edward, she loves Taylor, and I will seriously admit that he's getting to me. Or at least he's making me less annoyed with Jacob.
But since realizing that Taylor is ever evermore adorable, with the help of his new friend Taylor Swift, I can't help but have that adorableness transfer over to Jacob when I see New Moonin less than three weeks (!!!!!!!!!!).
He's just too cute okay? Now I'll openly admit it. And I say cute like, aww he's so cute I wish he were my little brother kind of thing, because I don't like him in that way. I guess that might be a random thing to say, but that's me.
I was talking with two girls at work about who we'd really get starstruck over. One of the girl's friends is a bellhop for a trendy hotel downtown that our office is adjacent to and he had just finished telling us that he met Gwen Stefani earlier that morning and that she was "GOR-GEOUS."
I don't know if I was the crazy odd one out, but one of the girls said she'd die if she could meet Steve Martin. STEVE MARTIN?? The other said her's had to be Martin Scorsese. WHAT? Yes, these are girls my age too.
The girl said if she were a man, she would have a "man-crush" on Martin Scorsese. I looked at her and was like, "so you mean, you just have a 'crush' on Martin Scorsese" and she clarified that she meant man-crush--because she doesn't want to makeout with Martin Scorsese, she just wishes she could BE him. And that's when my other friend added, "Yeah me too. I don't want to makeout with Steve Martin... I, like, really wish Steve Martin was my uncle." For the record, I told her that was probably the only time that phrase was ever uttered by anyone.
I should have known better from my own fondness for Taylor. Just because you love a celebrity that happens to be male, and you happen to be female, it doesn't necessarily mean you want to get your hands all over them.
So now I don't feel so weird saying I like Taylor and I think he's just so cute. Cause I mean it only in that way where I want to protect him from those cougar (sorry ladies, you know I still love ya!), help him with girl advice like this is an episode of 7th Heaven, and occasionally pinch his cheek because he's so young and charming and has probably no idea what life has in store for someone as polite and modest and talented as he is for a 17-year-old.
My feelings toward Taylor are basically summed up by Rachelle and Nikki (skip to 1:45 if you must) in this gushy love interview which I found hysterical the first time I watched since it's the unedited version and Maria Menounos has to reign their attention in over and over. Enjoy!
Aww Rachelle! Can I switch my Twitarded meme kill question, to "kill Victoria 2.0" so that we can get Rachelle back?
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