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All the starlets need to do now is fill in the blank that best applies to them!

Dear Esteemed Dean Of Admissions of (Harvard/University of Phoenix),

Ever since I was a little girl, I have dreamed of a (Harvard/University of Phoenix) education, where I'd love to pursue a major in (neuroscience/communications). I think I would be a good
candidate for your esteemed institution, as the creativity, work ethic,
and dedication necessary to survive (four/two) years at college have
been attributes I've had my entire life.

I was thrust into the public eye at a tender age, when I made my debut in (I Am Sam/The Grinch Who Stole Christmas). As a child, I just wanted to act. Little did I know the attention garnered from being
precocious and blond would last well into my teens.

Dealing with the paparazzi has been my greatest adversity. It's hard enough being a teen without having someone take your picture when you are wearing no (make-up/pants).

Even though I am young, I have a full-time career which calls for me to make frequent red-carpet appearances. Because I know I am a role model for countless young women, I always do my best to look
(demure/as slutty as possible), because I know my look will inspire them
to do the same.

When I'm not at work, I'm just a regular teen. In my free time, I enjoy hanging out with friends…

Channeling 80s rockers…

And of course, like all girls of my generation, I'm obsessed with vampires; I even got to (play one in/dress like one at the premiere of) Twilight!

In terms of extra-curricular activities, I enjoy (high school dances, football games)

And music…

I would include a personal statement, but as you might expect, am much too busy (filming a movie/promoting perfume).

I certainly have a lot to do if I'm going to (win an Oscar/catch up to Leighton Meester) before I (turn thirty/overdose)!

Looking forward to Fall of 2011!

(Sincerely/Xoxox…o…x)

(Dakota/Taylor)