First, let me make fun of myself for watching the Team Choice Awards and for this subsequent blog post before (ahem)…you do. Yes, according to social norms, I should not care about this awards show or any of the stars in attendance. I should be watching “CSI Miami” or something boring like that. And ok, so I might sound cooler if I didn’t know any of the teen heartthrob-ish references that they littered throughout the show such as “Bieber Fever” and I probably should be too busy to know who Taylor “Hotner” is. But the fact of the matter is, not only do I know who Mr. Hotner is – I concur with the reference. Annnnnnd I sort of have Bieber Fever too. I’m a geek of epic proportion. Done. I beat you to the punch. Now can we get to more important matters at hand, like who won for “Choice Male Hottie” and “Choice Smile”?

So in case the earlier reference of Taylor “Hotner” didn’t give it away, he won “Choice Hottie”. And instead of standing up there slowly unbuttoning his shirt and doing some impressive peck dance, he let the Choice Hottie female, Megan Fox, do all the talkin’. Meh. Her speech went something like this: (Cue your best valley girl voice) “I never expected to win this award, even though I won it last year and…” (And blah blah blah she freaking annoys me). She did redeem herself however when she fondled Taylor’s biceps on stage about 20 feet away from her new husband, Brian Austin Green. Classic!

Oh and, TayTay won for “Choice Smile” too. “What an honor”. Not my words – his!

One of the standout moments from the night was the “Step Up 3D” cast performing a crazy dance routine that included two dancers propelling themselves off the stage onto the ground floor just inches away from the audience. I don’t know about you, but whenever I see this kind of stuff I always wonder, what if this wasn’t a safe landing? What if they totally blew the flip and landed on their head on live TV?! It would be so tragic and totally mess with the vibe of the show, so I’m glad it never usually happens. I just have a morbid mind I guess.

Other fun moments of the night…

Robert Pattinson won “Choice Male Actor, Drama” and he was downright giddy and mumbly as he accepted the award. He said; “It’s really nice to win for something other than ‘Twilight’ because you guys kind of have some kind of consistency. (Mumble mumble…) I don’t know what I’m talking about. THANK YOU VERY MUCH”. And I totally noticed him swatting Taylor Hotner’s leg as he walked passed him to accept the award. I could read his mind and it said something like this: “Fine, you can dethrone me as the ‘Choice Male Hottie’ this year and you can keep your better ‘Choice Smile’ award. I’ll take an acting award!!” HA!

SHOCKERS OF THE NIGHT

The biggest shocker of the night: Taylor Hotner wins “Choice Male Actor, Fantasy” and not ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whaaaaaaaaat? Ok, now let me catch my breath, this is a real blow to RPattz’ ego. Now, first let me gloat and admit that YES, I voted online for the Teen Choice Awards. Twice. And despite my never ending allegiance to Robert Pattinson, I voted twice for Taylor Hotner to win this award. TayTay’s Jacob just did a better job in “New Moon” hands down. And he was also in the movie for more than five minutes, so that helped him etch out his competition. When Jacob got up to accept his award he said; “I don’t even know how to thank you right now” and the first thought that popped into my head was: You can start by taking off your shirt…

As Taylor smugly took his seat next to Rob during the commercial break, I could read his mind too (it’s a gift I have, I’m kind of like Edward with my mind reading). He said something like; “I not only dethroned you as the ‘Choice Hottie’, but I’ve now dethroned you as ‘Choice Fantasy Actor’ ANNNNND I have a better smile for which I also won an award (and you weren’t even nominated). You’re losin’ it man.”

OOOOOH SNAP! GEEEEZ Taylor, that was so harsh!

And to round out the night, “Twilight Saga: New Moon” won best movie. Okaaaaay, this friends, is no shocker!

Now, what channel is CSI Miami on? I’m thinking I need a little redemption after all of this…

Originally posted on my blog: Pop Culture Junkie.

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Tags: New Moon, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Teen Choice Awards, Twilight

Comment by Emma on August 10, 2010 at 4:44am
ok fine yes mabey Taylor did dethrone Rob here (i cannot believe i just said that *shivvers*) but lets face it, rob doesnt need the TCA's, Taylor is just going to be another one of those action movie starts and Rob is going to go on and be like Johhny Depp. who out of Rob and Taylor is most likely to win and Oscar? that would be Rob. His co-stars on WFE are already saying his performance is Oscar worthy. as for best smile, i think Jackson should have won or atleast gotten nominated for it, that man has the most perfect smile, u can see it in the group photo. and femali hottie? should have gone to Kristen!!! she hot as hell!!! and male hottie should have went to Rob. JS. that is my opinion, do with it what u want :P
Comment by Sam on August 10, 2010 at 5:30am
but actually rob won like 3 other awards on TOP of those . he won for best actor thing in eclipse , best lip lock with Kristern & best Chemistry with Kristen too . soo ; all in all just because he didnt get a surfboard for each time he won , he actually one a total of 4 awards :) & plus the producers pick all the winners anyway . so since rob won a lot last year , it was only fair to let taylor winn . (:
Comment by TwiORdiE on August 10, 2010 at 6:19am
Emma, Jackson does have a nice smile, I'll give you that LOL
Comment by Ulli Neumann on August 10, 2010 at 7:19am
Courntey - once again you made my day, guess there are a lot of "grown ups" who fancy taytay ;-) i really need to the part in which taytay flushes (though i hate this stupid b*ch called megan... dumbest person on earth) - i think taytay needs to stay in those "not-so-clever"-actions flicks for at least some years and switch to more mature roles when hes ready for it... no need to rush - xxxx
Comment by George on August 10, 2010 at 7:24am
I am so proud of him. Haters to the left! <333
Comment by rob lover on August 10, 2010 at 7:44am
WHAT ON EARTH IS THE BEEPING SOUND ON THIS WEB SITE?????
Comment by TeamEdwardForever<333!!=) on August 10, 2010 at 7:52am
Rob should have won the award instead of Taylor. I am sorry. lol. but yeah good job ever one! :)
Comment by rob lover on August 10, 2010 at 8:37am
so Betty White was at the TCA's, wonder if Rob got to meet her?
Comment by Michelle Law on August 10, 2010 at 8:40am
Are they kidding? Taylor has nothing on Rob's smile. Rob melts the socks off me everytime he smiles. :-)
Comment by Aidinslevel on August 10, 2010 at 8:52am
Epic post and write up! Thanks for sharing! I was laughing the whole way through....

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