The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse


Twilighters Anonymous has another great top ten list. This time it’s, “The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse”.

Here is what they have listed:

10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop by your crypt after school.” (Page 78)

9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)

8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)

7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have you sweating in no time.” (Page 490)

6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” (Page 491)

5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)

4. “Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)

3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)

2. “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)

1. “Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)

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Comment by ♥Little Blonde Vampire♥ on August 5, 2009 at 9:40am
What about:
"Sorry, I don't have any leeches on my speed dial."
It's mean, but I like it!
Comment by Cristi26_PR on August 5, 2009 at 11:05am
my favorite one is #5 it dosent bother me =D
Comment by Evelin on August 5, 2009 at 11:14am
i luv it ; they r funny
Comment by Taty Bernardes on August 5, 2009 at 11:57am
I love number #10 / #6 / #5, they're the best, hahahahahah
Comment by Brittney Cullen on August 5, 2009 at 12:21pm
I think #6,5, and 1 the best!!!! :-)
Comment by SexiestVampressAlive/Dead on August 5, 2009 at 12:44pm
oya #6 is so funny cuz he says it rite in front ov edward
Comment by Mariah(ALICE)LAUTNER/RathBonE<3 on August 5, 2009 at 2:27pm
i love # 5 & #2
and of course #6 yeah becuz it is funny how he says in front of edward that one killed me
well #5 & #2 did too
yeah him being half naked doesnt bother me it jst distacts me but i dont mind at all i like bein distracted as long as he's doin it
exspecially half naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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