For the past week, Paducah has experienced what they call 'THE Winter Storm of 2009.' Well, that's just plain STUPID! We havene't had school all week, and at church Father Pat announced that St. Mary's won't have schoo on Monday.
Our schools are all like, "OME, there's like 2 inches of snow! GASP! We'd better close down school today." "OMG! there's 0.5 inches of ice! Let's close down the school!" In Kansas, we had two feet of snow and guess what? We had school.
This wouldn't happen in Forks. This is average winter weather for them. The only good reason they have now for cancelling school is because power goes off for twenty minutes and comes back.
My BFF is insane. She called me on the phone and rambled about Edward and Bella songs such as Twilight by Vanessa Carlton. Then she hung up and told me she'd call again. And she did, but I missed it. And then she sent me a voicemail, threatening me with the Volturi and garden gnomes. I call her back, and she yells at me, and then she asks if I have power, and I say, "Yeah and Internet." And then I hear her dad going "WHAT?!" and her older Twilight hating sister Lesley cussing and her mom yelling at her and Sydney says, "My family hates you now." So their power had been out for four hours and apparently they hate me.
I watched NCIS yesterday. Ducky got stabbed. And Bones, and CSI, and Psych (GO PINEAPPLES!), and Monk, and now I'm hping that school will be out even longer if they find a dead body at school. Then it'll be a crime scene so school will be out even LONGER! I've been watching WAY too many crime dramas.