Three Things We Learned From Today’s Water For Elephants Photos

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Another day, another batch of dreamy Water For Elephants pics featuring our man Robert Pattinson (photos) strolling around the steamy set with his sexy new haircut and just the right amount of dirt smeared on his skin. Today’s collection of
drool-inducing photos, however, turned out to be quite educational and
potentially life-changing. Allow us to explain.

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1. We’re in the wrong industry. Mark today’s date on the calendar as the day we quit our jobs at TheFABlife and became wardrobe assistants. This fellow in plaid is living the life.
We’d gladly take a paycut volunteer to fondle Rob’s buttons all day.

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2. Rob was not actually attacked by a lion on set. While the caption on these photos said “Robert Pattinson is bitten by a lion,” someone clearly took a trip the makeup department of the nearest
Halloween store and slapped this fake wound on Rob’s hand. Pretty
low-budg for a major feature film, right? Fake as it is, we’ll gladly
play nurse.

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3. Wool pants don’t do Rob any favors. Let us first (for the millionth time) declare our undying love/lust for Rob. The guy’s gorgeous. What he lacks is butt. His lil’ rear is usually
concealed in well-tailored suits and skinny jeans, but these
high-waisted pants…well, we hate to say it, but they’re giving him a
case of “grandpa butt.”

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Comment by Denise on July 29, 2010 at 3:57pm: Thump.....thump..........thu..thud.

Comment by foufymaus on July 29, 2010 at 4:02pm: LMAO I'll fondle his buttons any day, even if he's in the wool pants that gives him grandpa butt. haha

Comment by hellotree on July 29, 2010 at 4:08pm: He's so gorgeous enough said!

Comment by hellotree on July 29, 2010 at 4:09pm: ps I think he should keep his hair short for BD it makes him look more like he's 17

Comment by Kim on July 29, 2010 at 4:16pm: I actually love the wool!

Comment by Kayla (Team Switzerland) on July 29, 2010 at 4:18pm: i agree!!! @ hello tree but still keep it tousled :)

Comment by Angel Abreu on July 29, 2010 at 4:42pm: I can care less what he wearss..... he's effing HOT! Oh man.... I can't wait to see this movie.... He will be the perfect Jacob. Irony that his name is Jacob in this film.

Comment by POTO on July 29, 2010 at 4:42pm: I'd still squeeze that little grandpa butt anyday!

Comment by Skyler807 on July 29, 2010 at 9:05pm: hahahaha FABlife never let's me down hahaha!

Comment by Jessie Rodgers on July 30, 2010 at 12:02am: Had a shitty morning followed by a shitty afternoon, came on here had a huge laugh and now have a permanent smile on my face :) followed by a good dose of OMGs and swoon... nice save guys thanks hehehe.