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Thug life in Forks.

Lyrics:

Yo.

I'll read yo' mind
I'm a vampire sucka
All the shawties wanna look
into my eyes (muthaf**ka!)

100+ years pimpin'
all my tricks n' hoes
You want a diploma?
I got a hundred of those.

My clan's here in Forks,
We gotta hide from the sun.
We throw it down hardcore when
The thunder comes.

I've got that perfect smile
And those sparkling abs
Oh snap, who's this shawty
In biology lab?

She ain't no Anna Kendrick
But I drop the beat.
She smells so damn good I'm gonna
Skeet skeet skeet (ho-kay!)

Can't read her thoughts
She's brunette and sullen
Whassup baby girl?
The name's Edward Cullen.

[CHORUS]
I'm a vampire.
But I don't eat humans cause I'm one of the good guys.
I'm a vampire.
In the 3-6-0 represent with my gold eyes.
I'm a vampire.
Team Eddie in the house, and we party all night!
I'm a vampire.
Throw yo' hands in the air cause it's Twilight.

And so the lion fell in love
With a hot ass lamb (stupid lamb)
Walkin' down the hall at school
Everybody sayin' daaaamn.

I climb in thru her window
Cause her dad's a five-oh.
We're gettin' kinda heavy
But I gotta go slow so I

Stare (into your eyes)
Stare (I wanna touch your thighs)
Stare (even when you sleep)
(Yeah, that's pretty much the movie.)

And Bella wants to be like me
With my immortality
Cause she does not want to be
Dead like Cedric Diggory.

Then some haters wanna hate
But that just won't fly
So we gear up Cullen style
For vampire drive by.

CHORUS

After s*** gets crazy
Thought it best we took a break
All lookin for the rebound
Is this sucka named Jake

Bella kinda digs him
And it's time for tween drama
But don't worry in the end
She's gonna be my baby mama

Now theres werewolves on the scene
And they're ready to front
But we gotta make peace
So we pass the blunt

Then Dakota busts in and
She says "read my lips"
Bella can't be a human
By the end of Eclipse

So I put a ring on it
And we get our freak on
Breaking headboards and walls
Til the Breaking Dawn

Then she pops out a kid
It grows up real fast
And now all the Volturi
Wanna kick some ass

But we all make nice
Cause they don't want drama
Cause it's all happy endings
In the Twilight Saga.

(a-o, a-o, a-e-i-o-u-sometimes y)

CHORUS

(Oh my god Team Edward! I love you Edward!)
(Shut up baby, I know it.)
(Uhn, Live free. Or Twihard. Know what I'm sayin?)

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Tags: babes, bikini, forks, free, in, life, live, rap, sparkle, thug, More…twihard, twilight

Comment by Popescu Andreea on June 28, 2010 at 11:17am
OMG this is awesome ,I love it,and it's so so funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by TWiLiGhT FREAk on June 28, 2010 at 11:36am
lol i love this video! haha
Comment by Kayla (Team Switzerland) on June 28, 2010 at 11:50am
hahahahahahahaha omgosh dude seriously when he raps "breakin' headboards and walls till the BREAKING DAWN!" i was like OOOOOOHHH! outloud hahaha it was really hood...hahaha...and i love how hes exaggeratedly Gold and Sparkly by the pool hahahaha...thanks for posting
Comment by Drink Me.♥ on June 28, 2010 at 11:56am
That is sooo freakin funny!!!! LUV IT!!
Comment by Alice Cullen™® on June 28, 2010 at 11:57am
LOL the voltori in the middle looks like emmett.
Comment by Malin Cullen Salvatore on June 28, 2010 at 12:15pm
omg so funny! love it xd
Comment by Malin Cullen Salvatore on June 28, 2010 at 12:19pm
"Shut up baby, I know it" hahaha xd
Comment by Ivanna Cullen on June 28, 2010 at 1:56pm
freakin awesome
Comment by Cassie Nicole on June 28, 2010 at 2:14pm
Breaking headboards and walls
Til the Breaking Dawn Haha See Team Edward Where it at lmao
Comment by Popescu Andreea on June 29, 2010 at 5:00am
ha ha ha Cause she does not want to be Dead like Cedric Diggory.!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a good one

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