Unless you're in the unlikely position of being a Robert Pattinson fan and a Paris Hilton fan, you're probably not going to like this.
Apparently Rob and Paris were spotted "canoodling" at a post-Oscars party in LA on Sunday night. The socialite shared a dark corner of the room with Rob, and could hardly tear herself away from the conversation when approached by her ex-boyfriend Benji Madden.
"Paris and Rob were deep in conversation, being very flirtatious with each other, when Benji, Paris's ex approached," says a source. "Paris was polite to Benji, but continued talking to Rob, and poor Benji slinked away."
But Paris may have some tough competition on her hands if she's looking to bag Robert — she wasn't the only woman who wanted a piece of him on Oscar night. Natalie Portman made a bee-line for the Twilight hottie at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, and spent the evening giggling and batting her eyelashes at him, according to other partygoers.
Rob and Natalie presented an award together at the Oscars, and he credits his gorgeous co-host with helping to calm his stage nerves. In fact, Rob's pals have joked that he took the edge off with "whiskey and Natalie Portman".