Ever wonder what Twilight would be like if Dr. Seuss wrote it instead of Stephenie Meyer??
Well here's your chance!!

I saw this on My FaceBook Page and thought it was pretty Funny/Cute!!

It's Twilight done Dr. Seuss Style!! Lol

Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella.

Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed.
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van.
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won’t kill boys. He won’t kill girls.
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He’s a tracker.
He’s a sort of vamp attacker.

James hunts Bella for a thrill.
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.

But James gave her a little bite.
Will she be a vamp? She might!

Edward fixes Bella’s cut.
She won’t be a vampire.
But…

She becomes one. Read some more.
She’s a vampire in book 4.

I wonder What New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn 1&2 would be like??

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Comment by Twimom1168 on March 26, 2012 at 8:20am

very cute, clever

Comment by Cassidy Dawn Novotny on March 26, 2012 at 10:04am
Cool!
Comment by Pennybug Cullen on March 26, 2012 at 1:34pm

Ha ha!

Comment by Spin Hermie on March 26, 2012 at 2:59pm

 ADORABLE!!

 

Comment by Kathryn Cullen on March 26, 2012 at 3:21pm

this is awesome and hilarious

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