Vampires Suck Movie Review ***Some Spoilers***

These spoilers i promise you, are for your own good

So my official rating for this movie is like 5/10


1. they actually used the scores from twilight and new moon (but in totally wrong areas except the breakup scene which is what made it funny)

2.there were actually quite a few LOL parts

3. they took alot of lines from the movies

4. 'Becca' the girl playing 'Bella' haha actually did some pretty similar breathing techniques and lip biting like kristen

5. 'Jake' was actually pretty hot and had a great body

6. 'Edward' was (i think) really hot ^ ^ was very much a spoof of Twilight and nothing else (which was awesome)


1. okay i personally dont like movies like (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie..etc) and this was totally one of those movies. :/

2. like i said in number 1 A LOT was just exaggerated and it can get a bit irritating..

3.The 'Sullens' totally ate humans and had fangs which was NOT cool. haha

4.I just feel if youre gonna spoof a movie do it right, and make it funny especially with something as awesome as Twilight ya know??

My opinion?? DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY AT THE MOVIES...wait till it comes out on dvd or the redbox or something..but dont buy it.

Sorry to those of you who dont like spoilers but i felt it was necessary :)

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Comment by Rozicullen on July 12, 2010 at 5:32pm
great review!!! I agree with every of your words!!!
this movie is soooo funny but the ending was weird....XDD
Comment by George on July 12, 2010 at 5:36pm
Just watched it through Lina's link... Kinda sucks. Really, i expected some more. I like the real Twilight a lot more!! ^^
Comment by Ilse Gomez on July 12, 2010 at 6:16pm
It was so hilarious, although I expected more laugh at the new moon part, but it was hilarious!! They made fun of everything [us] teenagers love, haha and I like the little spoof from Harry Potter.

Something I hated it was totally team Jacob :| lol
Comment by Cynthia on July 12, 2010 at 7:24pm
you are so right this movie is not worth wasting money to go see it.
Comment by Keshla on July 12, 2010 at 8:31pm
that was actually pretty dumb...the only kinda cool thing was that they used the score..but wouldnt they need permission? and like you said it was used in the wrong places but i bet they meant to do it like was stupid to me though...def. would never waste a dime on it
Comment by Cynthia on July 12, 2010 at 11:19pm
i think all the special effects an music was so cheesy
Comment by ♫ѼDiana♥twilightѼ♪ on July 12, 2010 at 11:21pm
I got REALLY pissed when I found out that they were going to make a spoof movie abour twilight but now that you said that it wasn't good, it makes me feel better. I hope who actually goes to see the movie regrets it. Thanks a lot for the review!!! I am serious! :)
Comment by sophia yzabel on July 12, 2010 at 11:31pm
I definitely agree with Kayla, and s**t they kill Edward on this movie! which is so not right.... but i had a few good laughs though.
Comment by Bells on July 13, 2010 at 4:02am
I saw it last night and I think it was OK... if you like this type of movies. it was quite funny
Comment by TeamEdwardForever<333!!=) on July 13, 2010 at 7:41am
well i saw the trailer and i loved it. i think it was hilarious i really did. i loved the team edward team jacob thing where the girl gets hit w/ the shovel. but im team edward. anyway, i also loved the part where the wolves dance to "It's raining men". yeah lol. so i donr care i am going to see it anyway.


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