Vampires Suck Movie Review Some Spoilers

These spoilers i promise you, are for your own good

So my official rating for this movie is like 5/10

positive:

1. they actually used the scores from twilight and new moon (but in totally wrong areas except the breakup scene which is what made it funny)

2.there were actually quite a few LOL parts

3. they took alot of lines from the movies

4. 'Becca' the girl playing 'Bella' haha actually did some pretty similar breathing techniques and lip biting like kristen

5. 'Jake' was actually pretty hot and had a great body

6. 'Edward' was (i think) really hot ^ ^

7.it was very much a spoof of Twilight and nothing else (which was awesome)

negative:

1. okay i personally dont like movies like (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie..etc) and this was totally one of those movies. :/

2. like i said in number 1 A LOT was just exaggerated and it can get a bit irritating..

3.The 'Sullens' totally ate humans and had fangs which was NOT cool. haha

4.I just feel if youre gonna spoof a movie do it right, and make it funny especially with something as awesome as Twilight ya know??

My opinion?? DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY AT THE MOVIES...wait till it comes out on dvd or the redbox or something..but dont buy it...rent it.

Sorry to those of you who dont like spoilers but i felt it was necessary :)

Comment by Rozicullen on July 12, 2010 at 5:32pm: great review!!! I agree with every of your words!!!
this movie is soooo funny but the ending was weird....XDD

Comment by George on July 12, 2010 at 5:36pm: Just watched it through Lina's link... Kinda sucks. Really, i expected some more. I like the real Twilight a lot more!! ^^

Comment by Ilse Gomez on July 12, 2010 at 6:16pm: It was so hilarious, although I expected more laugh at the new moon part, but it was hilarious!! They made fun of everything [us] teenagers love, haha and I like the little spoof from Harry Potter.

Something I hated it was totally team Jacob :| lol

Comment by Cynthia on July 12, 2010 at 7:24pm: you are so right this movie is not worth wasting money to go see it.

Comment by Keshla on July 12, 2010 at 8:31pm: that was actually pretty dumb...the only kinda cool thing was that they used the score..but wouldnt they need permission? and like you said it was used in the wrong places but i bet they meant to do it like that...it was stupid to me though...def. would never waste a dime on it

Comment by Cynthia on July 12, 2010 at 11:19pm: i think all the special effects an music was so cheesy

Comment by ♫ѼDiana♥twilightѼ♪ on July 12, 2010 at 11:21pm: I got REALLY pissed when I found out that they were going to make a spoof movie abour twilight but now that you said that it wasn't good, it makes me feel better. I hope who actually goes to see the movie regrets it. Thanks a lot for the review!!! I am serious! :)

Comment by stephani johnson on July 12, 2010 at 11:22pm: for everyone who is looking for it online to go strikegently.com and type in vampires suck in the search box. its on there ( if it already didn't get removed )
now i watched it online and i have to say i did shed some tears laughing my ass off. but only in the beginning. towards the end of the movie it just got stupid. and personally i think the chick they cast as * alice * was a total insult to ashley greene. cuz no offense to the actor but she was just but f****** ugly and ashley is really pretty. and i didn't like the fact that they gave the vamps fangs. i know its typical vampire stuff for them to have fangs but i think stephenie meyer's version of vampires make more sense to the mythology of vampires. anyway it did have its moments but it was stupid too. and i guess twilight must be pretty damn important if they did a whole spoof movie so thats cool but DO NOT WAIST YOUR MONEY on seeing this movie.

Comment by sophia yzabel on July 12, 2010 at 11:31pm: I definitely agree with Kayla, and s**t they kill Edward on this movie! which is so not right.... but i had a few good laughs though.