I'm having second thoughts about this whole "going to high school" thing. Carlisle says it helps us blend in longer, but does it? Really? I mean, if we just lived in the woods, and made sure our fake IDs said we were 18, wouldn't that be better than making sure every kid in town knows us, and getting our pictures taken and published in book form once a year? Also, the homework is starting to get really annoying. I mean, I have to write a paper on Miles Davis, and I can't even mention that we hung out that one time. This bites. Oh, well, guess I'm gonna go break into that new girl's bedroom and watch her sleep.
Edward Cullen (Twilight duh...if you didn't know that you shouldn't be here)
Tonight, ah made the acquaintance of a lovely young woman by the name of Sookie St. James, and ah believe that ah am fallin' in luhve with huh. She has an unusual ability, in that when ah tell huh what to do, she does not feel obligated to accede to mah demands. This resistance to mah glamuh intrigues me, and ah am sorely tempted to invite huh back to my ancestral home and ask huh to play a game with me on mah Nintendo Wii. Ah do not know if she would prefuh Wii Golf or Wii Bowling, but ah am equally skilled at both, and that will hopefully tickle huh fancy.
Yours truly, Bill Compton (True Blood)
This body suit is driving me insane! It keeps riding up, I squeak when I walk... Really, why even wear it, you know? Well, besides the fact that I look really good in it. Seriously, Diary, if you could see me now? Mm-mmm. Tasty. All of the other vamps were checking me out today, and even some of the werewolves, and keep in mind I was shooting at them at the time. I mean, who checks out the ass of the person who's currently shooting a gun at them? Werewolves, apparently. But I can't blame them, because I look pretty amazing. Whoops, gotta go, Diary -- I just awakened the founder of our clan from his centuries-old slumber, and he's kind of ticked off. Hopefully, he won't be able to stay mad at someone wearing a skin-tight leather outfit.