Ok, So for Starters, this article is not written by me, I repeat not written by me: So to leave kudos click on that link below, this is just a preview, so read the entire article below as well
because our girl is not going to let a fine piece of ass like RPattz pass her by
Well since the name of the blog is ‘According To My Sources’ here’s how my me sources take on it:
Specimen number uno:
Michael Anthony Angarano (Actor)
Specimen number dos:
Robert Thomas Pattinson (Actor) (Stealer of Virtues)
These are the men in question. Who is Kristen Stewart with?! We don’t have the answer. & our source me does not want to start any more rumors, therefore we compare.
RPattz & Oregano
Erm, :gulp: Robert Pattinson made me swoon with this shoot. Sadly this is the only Oregano picture I found in GQ.
RPattz is a GOD
Oregano is GOD’s… I don’t know but he is not a GOD
RPattz is 6’ 1
Oregano is 5’2 5’7
We liked Oregano in ‘Will & Grace’
We liked RPattz in ‘How To Be’ we’d like him to do naughty things to our girly parts
When you ask someone if they like Oregano? They say well yes… on my pizza
When you ask someone if they like RPattz? They slap you & say how dare you ask if I like him I LURVE him!!
Need I say more?
RPattz & Oregano
In Speak Oregano Dave Petrakis gave Kristen Melinda Sordino an apple
In Twilight RPattz Edward Cullen gave Kristen Bella Swan an apple
Dave Petrakis yelled at Melinda when she took a bite out of the apple
Edward Cullen would NEVER yell at Bella he would bite her instead
Rpattz KStew & Oregano KStew
Who said Imprinting only happens with canines? These animal urges are in humans too
RPattz & KStew aren’t even lip-locked but that Sexual Fire is so there, ‘According To My Sources’ of course ;)
Oregano & KStew doesn’t sound like something we’ll order off a menu, just sayin’ might as well shake hands
Thinking about Oregano & KStew is worst that constipation, the hardest s*** ever
KStew will pounce…RPattz beware :she might also need a quick pantie change take note of her face:
BTW Oregano, are those Bella’s boots your wearing?…We see role playing didn’t work, should’ve tried her undies ;)