Why is it Robsten and not Michsten? (warning- for language)

Ok, So for Starters, this article is not written by me, I repeat not written by me: So to leave kudos click on that link below, this is just a preview, so read the entire article below as well

because our girl is not going to let a fine piece of ass like RPattz pass her by
Well since the name of the blog is ‘According To My Sources’ here’s how my me sources take on it:

Specimen number uno:

Michael Anthony Angarano (Actor)

Specimen number dos:

Robert Thomas Pattinson (Actor) (Stealer of Virtues)

These are the men in question. Who is Kristen Stewart with?! We don’t have the answer. & our source me does not want to start any more rumors, therefore we compare.

GQ Magazine

RPattz & Oregano

Erm, :gulp: Robert Pattinson made me swoon with this shoot. Sadly this is the only Oregano picture I found in GQ.

RPattz is a GOD
Oregano is GOD’s… I don’t know but he is not a GOD
RPattz is 6’ 1
Oregano is 5’2 5’7
We liked Oregano in ‘Will & Grace’
We liked RPattz in ‘How To Be’ we’d like him to do naughty things to our girly parts
When you ask someone if they like Oregano? They say well yes… on my pizza
When you ask someone if they like RPattz? They slap you & say how dare you ask if I like him I LURVE him!!
Need I say more?

The Apple

RPattz & Oregano

In Speak Oregano Dave Petrakis gave Kristen Melinda Sordino an apple
In Twilight RPattz Edward Cullen gave Kristen Bella Swan an apple
Dave Petrakis yelled at Melinda when she took a bite out of the apple
Edward Cullen would NEVER yell at Bella he would bite her instead

Body Language

Rpattz KStew & Oregano KStew

Who said Imprinting only happens with canines? These animal urges are in humans too

RPattz & KStew aren’t even lip-locked but that Sexual Fire is so there, ‘According To My Sources’ of course ;)
Oregano & KStew doesn’t sound like something we’ll order off a menu, just sayin’ might as well shake hands
Thinking about Oregano & KStew is worst that constipation, the hardest s*** ever

KStew will pounce…RPattz beware :she might also need a quick pantie change take note of her face:

BTW Oregano, are those Bella’s boots your wearing?…We see role playing didn’t work, should’ve tried her undies ;)

Views: 536

Comment by Sarah Anaya aka Cookie Monster ! on September 15, 2009 at 7:59pm
HOW DARE U ASK IF I LIKE HIM ..... I LURVE HIM LOL...... this was sooo great thanks for posting it ^_^
Comment by Javiera Corsini on September 15, 2009 at 9:14pm
hahahahahahahah i'm still laughing!!! jajajajajajajaja
bye bye Oregano!!!!!!
Comment by Tabatha on September 15, 2009 at 9:33pm
mwahahhahahahahaaa - too flippin' funny!!!! I would like to order a FULL serving or two of RPattz please!!!!!!!
Comment by Twilighter76 on September 15, 2009 at 9:38pm
BYE MICHAEL !! This is funny thought but I'M TEAM ROBSTEN ALL THE WAY !!
Comment by Taty Bernardes on September 15, 2009 at 10:43pm
Rob and KS got the chemistry, I can't deny this...but poor Oregano Angarano ....he and KS were together for a long time...I can't belive it's over...
Comment by Sam Gush on September 15, 2009 at 11:00pm
Team Robsten <3
Comment by Marythames on September 16, 2009 at 4:31am
Cool. loved it :D
“sending him an e-mail so he can babysit while you went out fantasized about RPattz ” I never laughed so hard
Comment by RobSten Patty Cullen on September 16, 2009 at 5:15am
c'mon we all love Robsten, but i kinda feel sorry abt Oregano too, cuz u no they have been together for a really long time and he seems to me a really nice guy!!!!
Comment by JaJiTaXx Pattz Cullen on September 16, 2009 at 7:06am
lmao.... ahahaha so funny.... oregano... hahahahaha...
Comment by J.E.B. (Jacob Edward Black) on September 16, 2009 at 7:31am
as soon as rob came along......was there ever any real choice for kstew........the screen chemistry wasn't just for the movie.....the twilight saga is so much like there off screen relationship..........bella and edward have a kinda love we all want....and kstew and rpattz are so bella and edward on screen and off..................


You need to be a member of TwiFans-Twilight Saga books and Movie Fansite to add comments!

Join TwiFans-Twilight Saga books and Movie Fansite



© 2016       Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger... Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger... Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...